TAG. It’s not just a body spray anymore.
I got tagged again. Suddenly I feel so popular. Suddenly, the wheels are in motion, and I … I’m ready to stand any ocean.
Chris nailed me (heh, not like that) with this after his hubba-hubba-hubby did it. Hopefully mine will be a little more difficult to guess than his was (Sorry Steve). So let’s see. I’m including ages, but please note that I’m not gonna pull a “I did lift a semi-truck over my head, but I was 7, not 8 when I did it” — it’s strictly as a reference point.
4 Lies and a Truth
4 Truths and a Lie
I almost died from spinal meningitis. (age 2)
I played with dolphins. At a restaurant. In Wisconsin. (age 10)
The first time I jerked off I got so freaked out by the result I vowed to never do it again. (Age 16)
I attended my first concert ever. The Gufs. (Age 25)
My boss saw me in my underwear. In public. (age 30)
Note: This is hard to do because the lie seems to scream out “Hey! Look at me! I’m the lie!” But maybe it’s because I know it. We’ll see if it’s as obvious to all of you.
March 2, 2007 at 7:15 am
Ha! First comment, bitches! Anyway, all 5 could be true - I’m guessing - so, I’ll take #3 as the lie for $500, Kevin.
March 2, 2007 at 7:44 am
i go with number 3 as well…though I really don’t know you I just don’t picture you getting freaked out about jerking off…ever.
March 2, 2007 at 7:45 am
….so I pick #1 as the truth
March 2, 2007 at 7:56 am
I totally think your boss saw you in your underwear. You were in a show, right? And the boss was your director.
Or that’s my story anyway.
March 2, 2007 at 8:55 am
Dolphins at a restaurant in Wisconsin? Please. I believe you freaked out the first time you jerked off. I did the same. My P.E. teacher had told me that VD caused pus to come out of a guys penis. That’s what I thought was happening, even though I was a virgin. Who’s the moron now?
March 2, 2007 at 9:04 am
ok. Fine. I’m going to go with your LIE being that you freaked out the first time you jacked off. I can believe dolphins in Wisconsin and I was in my late teens before I went to a concert and it was years later before I went to another, so 25 doesn’t seem so old.
March 2, 2007 at 9:21 am
ok so to be clear…. jerking off DIDN’T freak you out…. this is the lie lie lie.
BTW I added something to my American Idol post that you may want to take a look at (especially if you watched last night).
March 2, 2007 at 9:45 am
While I, too, think 16 is a little late to start jacking off … I think 25 is unacceptable to go to one’s first concert. What about the 5th grade band concert at school?
I’d say #4 has got to be a lie.
(I always see these memes, but never the big reveal. When are you going to tell us the truth?)
March 2, 2007 at 9:50 am
I was hoping for a better picture about Tag body spray. Their commercials are some of the best art produced today. Okay, maybe not, but I certainly don’t skip over them with Tivo commercial skip.
My guess is the dolphins. At a restaurant. In Wisconsin. Unless you’re talking about the Miami Dolphins. That I might believe.
March 2, 2007 at 10:36 am
All are plausible. I’m torn between #3 (16 is a bit old for that) and #4 (25 is a bit old for that).
I’ll go with #4. Unless #3 is correct, in which I vote for #3.
March 2, 2007 at 10:59 am
I say it’s your first concert.
March 2, 2007 at 11:03 am
Jeez, I’m terrible at these. I’d say the dolphins thing… or maybe the first time jacking off. It’s just so hard to choose!
March 2, 2007 at 11:12 am
I vote for ‘jerking off’! Oright, that too!
March 2, 2007 at 11:47 am
I’m going to go with the ‘first concert’ one as the lie since it’s the least dramatic.
March 2, 2007 at 12:17 pm
I really have a hard time believing being freaked out by jacking off, but I think I am going to have to vote for Dolphins in Wisconsin.
March 2, 2007 at 2:15 pm
The dolphins…in Wisconsin…with a candlestick.
March 2, 2007 at 3:00 pm
i’m confused.
March 2, 2007 at 3:35 pm
I don’t know if #3 is a lie or not, but it did happen to me. That’s the truth.
March 2, 2007 at 4:02 pm
I would have to choose the underwear one
March 2, 2007 at 9:39 pm
Three… three…. three…
That’s all I got.
March 2, 2007 at 10:41 pm
I think you’re full of crap…you’ve done all of these plus an unholy amount of whoring, felching and personal tax filing for shady republicans. [god I love you]
Kisses on your softest and pinkest of starfish.
kb
March 3, 2007 at 5:22 am
I’m going to guess that the lie is the concert. I should think a performer would have made it to a show sooner. …I was going to pick the dolphin one as the lie, but I suspect you are down with the dolphins.
Now, let’s see those undie pictures! …especially if your boss has seen you!!! Share it with the WWW!!!!
March 3, 2007 at 1:14 pm
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March 5, 2007 at 1:23 pm
I have no idea why I am choosing this… probably because no one else has and I love to be contrary… I’m saying #1, the Spinal Meningitis is the lie. You are an actor, that is dramatic, meningitis for me.
March 6, 2007 at 8:06 am
I think you lied about the jacking off. My guess is that you vowed to do it EVERY day afterward…